Smooth moves

This is funny yet so wrong. After playing on a Wii and the "Smooth Moves" game I actually understand this comic. However the general idea is correct.

In the game you are introduced to the Wiimote in a few different ways. The first is "The Remote Control" is pretty much like that, you hold the Wiimote like a remote control. Later you find things like "The Waiter" where you hold it like in the illustrated graphic. "The elephant" where you hold it against your nose like a trunk. It all kind of adds to the game. A great idea if you ask me.

However leave it to someone to find the twisted way of looking at it.

Stupid work things

I'm not referring to anything that would be Dilbertian. I'm talking about just dumb things. I was wandering around the office today because the helpdesk system crashed, yet again, and I had some time to kill. Well it seems that the floor here has two little kitchens. That is fine because it is a decently populated floor. The stupid thing is that one kitchen has a toaster, that works, and the one close to me has a toaster oven that is a safety hazard.

The toaster oven can't be on while the door is closed. One must keep the oven door open so the trip switch will be in the off state. Needless to say I think this is a fire hazard as it is stupid to have to use the toaster oven open for it to work. *sigh*

Back to staring at my helpdesk screen waiting for it to come back online. *yawn* I already did everything else today that was on my hit list
- Renew license plates
- Figure out parking ticket issue
- Setup DVD burns to get stuff off FTPServ's hard drives
- Play fun games

Kids

If I have kids they will be like this

Weird things

Ok first on Friday I finally took the dive. I have always wondered what happens when you ask for an "Extra Strong Hot Water" from a coffee machine. Guess what? It cancels your Extra Strong and just gives you hot water. How uneventful.

On a stranger note .... The SO and I were discussing about our tear ducts last night and found that both of us have an uneven share of tears come out of our right eye. Has anyone else noticed this? Or is it really that our left tear ducts are underused?

Humor: In case of terrorist attack

Just follow these helpful signs and you will be safe. This ranks up there with the "If you see a flash duck and cover" kind of thing back from the cold war.

It seems that for this world to live the same life style as I'm living right now we need 3.8 Earths. My ideal life though bumps that up to 8.6. Anyway how is your lifestyle?

Mafia feeling....

I have the feeling that I should be posting. Anyone interested if I start posting again? It is kind of like the mafia, once you are in you can't leave as it will just drag you right back again.