Because... you're weird?
I can help! I hereby set you the following task: Your mission, should you choose to or be bludgeoned into accepting it, is to wake up on Tuesday. I expect to read your progress report in this space tomorrow. Not only will you have another success to add to your collection, it won't be Monday anymore, and everything will make sense again!
MT I'll take the bludgeoning into acceptance. However if by doing so I may not wake up until Thursday....Maybe Friday. Either way I guess it wouldn't be Monday and that would make reality make sense again.....Well for as much as it ever did for me.
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